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Well padded
Feb 2016
I’m the fattest man in Ireland-
me name is Sean o’bese
Because I’m hugely rotund
I now never see me knees.
The shoes I wear are loafers-
I’d not reach me laces
And to help keep up me trousers
I wear both belt and braces.
I’ve not played golf for many years
I cannot see the ball-
And even if I saw it
Couldn’t hit the thing at all.
I’ll not be falling over
And landing in a heap-
For in trying to stand up again
Sure I’d rock myself to sleep.
By She
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