The Panda - Poem

Giant Pandas are so definite

            so very black and white

they have dark circles round their eyes

            but sleep quite well at night.

They are quite sectarian –

            And completely vegetarian

(strictly entre nous-

            They only eat Bamboo).

They’re related to the Racoon

            (tho’ they don’t really care)

and do not give a toss

            if they’re mistaken for a Bear.

Take a Gander at a Panda –

            no sight could be fina

but if you want to see ‘em

            you’ll have to go to China.

By She