THOUGHTS FROM MOTHER GOOSE

I hope that all my eggs

            hatch soon

I laid this lot last Friday.

I must do something

            to this nest

It’s looking most untidy.

Here come the parents

            and their brood

with stale crusts again.

Oh would it dent their

            bank accounts

to buy some seeds or grain?

That’s the second time

            their rotten dog

has sent my Gander up.

If he comes near

            I’ll goose him

he’s got my dander up.

Now I’m in a foul mood

            gone is my Joie De Vivre

here comes my largest

            HISSY FIT

for everyone to see.

By She