Cruise Ships are a’ Comin’ in

Cruise ships are a’comin’ in-

     passengers and crew

seems to me they’re all at sea

     and don’t know what to do.

Some have booked a Bus tour

     Or Kabuki bike for two

the rest walk to the harbour

     and keep bumping in to you.

It’s nice to see the tourists

     hear all the noise and fuss

It’s nicer still when they all go home     

     And leave our town to us.

By She.