A pill for all seasons and reasons

The fight about old age and health

            It is a constant battle

I take so many pills a day

            that when I walk I rattle.

I take pills to boost me appetite

            and pills to make me thinner

which makes me raid the fridge at night

            ‘cos I never eat me dinner.

There are pills that make you talk too much

            or make you quite laconic

but they won’t ever make a pill

            that beats a GIN AND TONIC!

By She